‘I Want a Big Cucumber, My Husband’s D*ck Can’t Satisfy Me’ – Lagos Housewife Approaches Her Pastor - 4 years ago
A mother of two has expressed her frustration over her marriage and complained to her Pastor that her husband’s J0yst!ck is too small to satisfy her s*xual appetite. A Lagos-based housewife has approached her pastor at a popular church in the Ikotun area of the commercial city and expressed her frustration over her marriage, complaining that her husband’s manhood is too small to satisfy her s*xual desire. According to PM Express, the mother-of-two who reported her husband to their pastor seeking the cleric’s advice on what to do to be happy in the marriage, was simply identified as Caroline. A correspondent who was present when the matter was being resolved at the church, gathered that the couple met at the church and started courtship before they eventually got married. It was gathered that throughout the couple’s courtship, they did not enter into any s*xual contact except when they meet in the church for service becuase the church forbid any member who wanted to marry to have any contact before the marriage. While speaking to a correspondent, Caroline narrated that she lived in her brother’s house until after their wedding before she moved to her husband’s house, adding that it was during the honey moon that she discovered that her husband’s J0yst!ck was too small, though he is not impotent. When my husband penetrates me, I do not feel anything because of the size of his J0yst!ck,” the woman lamented. She said she has been bearing the trauma since she married and was at a loss on what to do before she went to their pastor and reported her predicament. In response, her husband said she has being complaining that his J0yst!ck was too small and he has been trying his best to satisfy her but she kept on complaining and he did not know what to do. The pastor while addressing the couple, told them that marriage was for better and for worse and since the wife has found her self in that situation, she has to sacrifice and bear the cross since he has accepted to marry Chidi. She went home dejected while the couple still live together.